Monday, February 26, 2007

Movie Monday

I took last week off from blogging, but I'm back! And it's Movie Monday again. So here are some videos of an adorable fifth-grader in New York who can sing like nobody's business! And, he can even write songs. Check it out.





(Here's the one he wrote...)


And if you're further interested, do a YouTube search for PS22 and it will pull up a bunch of amazing videos featuring talented kids and stuff by their 5th-grade chorus. PS22 is just a regular public school in New York...I really love seeing kids start music and the arts when they're young. I hated practicing and taking lessons when I was younger, but now, I'm glad I did!

Friday, February 16, 2007

Celebrity Death Match: Stem vs. L



OK, look at the above logo, which was featured on the Google home page on Valentine's Day.

Notice something missing? I did. The "L."

Or WAS it missing? I was so ecstatic about finding this apparent error (believe me, this is normal behavior among people who make their living with words) that I called over one of my reporters.

His reaction: "Hahaha, it says 'Googe!'"

We debated for a while why Google would make such a mistake. "Perhaps the stem of the strawberry is supposed to be the L?" we mused. "No, c'mon, that's such a stretch. The stem is all the way up there, and the rest of the word is all the way down here. Plus it's so disproportional compared to the other letters."

I called for a second opinion, my friend who's a reporter at a recently acquired sister paper.

Her reaction: "Hahaha, it says 'Googe!'" She was beside herself. I made the decision to contact Google about this seeming blunder.

Yeah, well, you'd almost have better luck reaching Santa Claus than anyone at Google. First of all, the number listed on their contact page doesn't work. So then I had to Google Google (does that make sense) just to find another contact number. I came up with a handful of press contacts, none of whom I was able to reach.

Finally, and I don't even remember how, I found a number that worked. Except I then had to sit through a 5-minute automated menu because, as the robotic Google voice told me, a live person does not staff the number. "Screw this," I said, and pressed 0. That usually works, right?

Yup, it did (gasp!), I got a live operator. She asked how she could direct my call.

Me: "Um, I'm not sure...your logo today is missing the L."

Operator: "The stem represents the L."

Me: "Oh really. I guess you've had a lot of calls about this already today?"

Operator: "Yes we have. Thank you."

I say...BS! There is no way that stem is supposed to represent the letter L. I think Google just overlooked the error, and then tried to save face when called out on it.

Now, check out this posting on the official Google blog. "True romance and poetry in their soul"? Pshaw. That's a bunch of crap. The fact is, the damn thing says Googe!

Wednesday, February 14, 2007

We Have a Winner

Check out this letter to the editor we received today, under the subject line "Global Warming."

ALL I GOT TO SAY IS, WHEN ON EARTH IN THIS CENTURY OF 2007 MOVING ON UP, DO YOU ALL GET SERIOUSE ABOUT BEING SERIOUSE AND PROTECKING MOTHER EARTH AND STOP BEING LIKE ARNOLD A TRUE ACTOR?!?!?!!?!?!?!? IS IT BEFORE I MEET JESUS CHRIST OR AFTER GIVING THAT FACT THAT THE 2 BORDER AGENTS CAN'T EVEN GET THE PROTECTION LIKE HOW YOU ALL DO WITH THE LOCAL POLICE AND UNDERCOVERS WILLING TO PROTECK YOU OWNE FREEDOMS EVERYDAY, WILLY MINE IS GOING SOUTH OF THE BORDER LIKE THE 2 INNOCENT BORDER AGENTS AND LIAR AND COWARD FOR NOT ACCEPTING THE TRUTH CHINESES THAT I AM FORCE TO DEAL WITH JUST LIKE THE ONE STAR SCREAM CINDY CHAVES HAD THAT ILLGALLY TOUCH MY OWN PERSON BODY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION JUST FOR LOOKING AT THE HILLS THAT I LOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

I'll be the first to say...huh?!

Monday, February 12, 2007

All About Me

A=Available - Not unless a large sum of money is involved.
B=Best friend - Ryan...
C=Cake or Pie- Hmm, tough call. Pie. Pumpkin, apple or peach.
D=Drink- Sparkling water, Diet Coke.
E=Essential item you use everyday- Mouth.
F=Favorite color - Blue.
G=Google your name (first), what comes up- Kimco Realty Corporation.
H=Hometown- Alamo, bastion of all things undiverse...
I-Indulgences- It would be a shorter list to say what ISN'T an indulgence.
J=January or February - January. It has my b-day!
K=Kids- Yes, I know what they are.
L=Life- Is so much better than the alternative.
M=Marriage date- 10/28/07.
N=Number of siblings- 2. 1 younger sis, 1 older bro.
O=Opinion (state one)- Food is good.
P=Phobias or Fears- Some of my friends have weird ones. Most involve clowns.
Q=Quote- "I'm Carol! Can I get a Cosmopolitan in a soup bowl?!"
R=Reason to smile- Unexpected salary bonus?
S=Season- Spring/summer. I hate being cold.
T=Tag 3 or 4 peeps- I have mostly lurkers on blogger, so Lulu.
U=Unknown fact about you- Unknown...hmm. Oh man, I can't believe I'm about to say this, but when I was younger and couldn't sleep, I would pull out a big calculator that plugs into the wall and play with it because I liked the green glow of the numbers.
V=Vegetable you don't like- I'm not a big fan of raw broccoli.
W=Worst habit- Anal retentiveness...
X=Xrays- Mouth/head when I got braces; ankle when I broke it.
Y=Youth (a memory)- My friends and I drew comic strips about teachers we hated.
Z=Zodiac sign- Aquarius.

Friday, February 09, 2007

End of the Week Laugh

Via yet another e-mail. I present to you...The Female Demerit System.

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system:

SIMPLE DUTIES

*You make the bed (+1)
*You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0)
*You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1)
*You go out to buy her what she wants (+5)
*In the rain (+8)
*But returnwith Beer (-5)
*You check out a suspicious noise at night (+1)
*You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0)
*You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5)
*You pummel it with iron rod (+10)
*It's her pet (-20)

SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS

*You stay by her side the entire party (0)
*You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a collegebuddy (-2)
*Named Tina (-10)
*Tina is a dancer (-20)
*Tina has silicon implants (-80)

HER BIRTHDAY

*You take her out to dinner (+2)
*You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar (+3)
*OK, it's a sports bar (-2)
*And it's all-you-can-eat night (-3)
*It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team (-10)

A NIGHT OUT

*You take her to a movie (+1)
*You take her to a movie she likes (+3)
*You take her to a movie you hate (+6)
*You take her to a movie you like (-2)
*It's called "Death Cop" (-3)
*You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans (-15)

YOUR PHYSIQUE

*You develop a noticeable potbelly (-15)
*You develop a noticeable potbelly and exercise to get rid of it (+10)
*You develop a noticeable potbelly and resort to baggy jeans and baggyHawaiian shirts (-30)*You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too." (-8000)

THE BIG QUESTION

*She asks, "Do I look fat?" (-5) [Yes, you lose points no matter what]
*You hesitate in responding (-10)
*You reply, "Where?" (-35)
*Any other response (-20)

COMMUNICATION

*When she wants to talk about a problem, you listen, displaying what looks like a concerned expression (0)
*You listen, for over 30 minutes (+50)
*You listen for more than 30 minutes without looking at the TV (+500)
*She realizes this is because you have fallen asleep (-4000)

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Thursday, February 08, 2007

Now Presenting...The Dress!

Here are some photos of my wedding dress, but I will probably take this post down in a few days, just in case HTB (Hubby To Be) comes lurking. He probably won't, but ya never know. Enjoy!


P.S. Lulu, I still need your address and The Man's full name, for various invitation purposes. Please to e-mail it to me? Thanks!

Friday, February 02, 2007

Get Edjum-icated

Yet another interesting "history lesson" e-mail I received:

*The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s:**

Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good by June. However, they were starting to smell, so brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide the body odor. Hence the custom today of **carrying a bouquet** when getting married.

Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water, then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Last of all the babies. By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it. Hence the saying, **Don't throw the baby out with the bath water.**

Houses had thatched roofs-thick straw-piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery and sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, **It's raining cats and dogs.**

There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed. Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. **That's how canopy beds came into existence.**

The floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt. Hence the saying, dirt poor. The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery in the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all start slipping outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entranceway. Hence the saying **a thresh hold.**

**(Getting quite an education, aren't you?)**

In those old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and did not get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while. Hence the rhyme, **Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old.**

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special. When visitors came over, they would hang up their bacon to show off. It was a sign of wealth that a man could, bring home the bacon. They would cut off a little to share with guests and would all sit around and **chew the fat**.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status. Workers got the burnt **bottom** of the loaf, the family got the **middle**, and guests got the top, or the **upper crust.**

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whisky. The combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a couple of days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead and prepare them for burial. They were laid out on the kitchen table for a couple of days and the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. Hence the **custom of holding a wake.**

England is old and small and the local folks started running out of places to bury people. So they would dig up coffins and would take the bones to a bone-house, and reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside and they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would have to sit out in the graveyard all night (the graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be **saved by the bell** or was considered a **dead ringer.**

**And that's the truth...Now, whoever said history was boring ! ! !**

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And while I've got your brain engaged, try out this puzzle/IQ test:

http://freeweb.siol.net/danej/riverIQGame.swf

Click on the blue circle at the bottom right of the screen. Use the rules below. Apparently this is an IQ test given to job applicants in Japan. (Took me about 20 minutes to figure out, and yes, it can be done.)

"Everybody has to cross the river" The following rules apply:

-Only 2 people on the raft at a time.
-The father cannot stay with any of the daughters without their mother's presence.
-The mother cannot stay with any of the sons without their father's presence.
-The thief (striped shirt) cannot stay with any family member if the policeman is not there.
-Only the father, the mother and the policeman know how to operate the raft.

To move the people, click on them. To move the raft, click on the pole on the opposite side of the river.