Way to Articulate a Point!
Ah yes, these are the kinds of voicemails I get forwarded to me.
"You guys are assholes. You just put on your front page that every person who gets pulled over for a DUI is a criminal. Regardless of the fact that it's there for a fallen officer, that is WRONG. Tell your editor right now that he's an ASS, and that for any reason on earth that anybody gets pulled over for a DUI now is a criminal? You guys can kiss our ass! I'm never gonna buy your paper again. Goodbye."
Right, OK, I'm an ass. Thanks. Let me spin the tables here and ask what in the freakin' hell this guy is talking about. Because today's story on the CHP hit-and-run mentioned nothing about being pulled over for a DUI. In fact, NONE of the stories on A1 mentioned drunken driving. Who's the ass now? Also, although he sounded somewhat educated, he doesn't really seem able to put together a good sentence.
Put down the bottle, sir. And the hash pipe. And step away from the phone. Thank you.
posted by Kim at 12:35 PM
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I think the people who call you then go to me looking for employment. Before you tell them to stop calling you, tell them to stop asking me for a job! :P
Yah, that feller should lay off the crack/meth/dandelion weed/whatever-it-is that is making him wacko!
You really do get the weiners-oops I meant winners, don't you?
Lulu, maybe they went to you first and now they're bitter and angry cuz you didn't give 'em a job! And THEN they call me! Huh? Huh?? ;0)
Hey, I actually still PLACE some of them!
Lawdee ... I don't know, I just don't know.
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