Spam, Bam, Thank You Ma'am

As if I need to do any more to convince you that I spend all day fielding calls and e-mails from crazies, here's an e-mail a staffer forwarded me yesterday. And yes, it's spam. But read it! The thing gives me a headache just trying to get through the first sentence.

Dear Editor,
It's My Pleasure to informed about the advert of my little baby Yorkie which is avalaible for Nice Home in to be in your paper so let me know the price to schedule the advert for 4 weeks and also my ad line in Include too for the price to Quotes Me On including the Mailing Address.
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Text; FEMALE Yorkie Terrier suit for Nice Home She so Nice and playful.She for Only for a Nice Home. contact xxxxx@yahoo.com =========================================
Mailing Address
Name Karen Scott
xxxx Southwest Freeway, Suite 600,
Houston, Texas 77098
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So i will be waiting to read from you soonest and the Price so that i can be able to proceed with the pre-payment information such as credit card account details..
Thanks And God Bless You.