Am I Hearing Wedding Bells, or Voices?

Man, Blogger was being weird for a while there.

Anyway, guess what I found out? Planning a wedding is hard work! What I wanna know is...some places list their capacity as (for example) 100 for a standing reception, 50 for seated dining...who the heck is going to have a 4-hour reception where everyone has to stand?! Also, is there anything BUT seated dining? Does one not usually sit whilst eating? I find these conventions odd.

Also, I think I should start a wedding company/venue that features an EASY to navigate Web site, all the info up front, and clear, visible contact information. I hate going to some site that tap dances around all the details. I work and have to spend most of my phone time fielding calls from crazies...I don't have that many spare moments to call someplace and get all the details and sales pitch over the phone, just to determine whether we want to go there to look at the place. We don't have time to peruse 5 million places, either. Just tell me how much, what's included, and what I can customize. It's that simple!

Sigh. I hope I'm not bald by wedding day. Lulu, please to send me your mailing address and The Man's full name. Either gmail or work account is fine. Thanks. :0)

Ooo...veri word = smenita