Headline of the Year: "You Kiss Prince Eric With That Mouth?"

First, check out this story.

I have to say, I was curious. So forgive me when I got all hyper yesterday upon learning that a co-worker in another office had purchased the doll. Through the magic of speakerphone, I listened while she mashed the button. At first all I heard was a tinny, high-pitched, somewhat distant "wa-wa-wa-WAAAAA..." But after a few times, I could indeed make out a faint "You're a sluuuuuut!" If someone hadn't told me the word was "slut," however, I might not have guessed on my own. Regardless, I find it hilarious. Oh Ariel, you poor unfortunate soul.

*BTW, our headline was: "Mermaid's mouth more like sailor's"