London Calling?

Not much to blog about today...I think I'm getting sick, and I'm not keen on having to work another whole DAY before I can enjoy the long weekend, but I thought I'd tell you about yet another winner of a phone call I got today.

Me: (Standard work phone greeting)
Weird Guy: "Yes, I wanted to tell you about my friend. My friend was in the movie 'Terrorists of the Neighborhood,' and one time, I couldn't find my bus pass, and when I found it in my back pocket, I ripped it up. But my friend was in this movie and he told me, 'You wanna know some shit?' and I..."
K: "Uh, is this about a story? Are you calling me with a story?"
WG: "Yes, this is the story of my everyday life. If you wanna know some shit, I'll tell you. But anyway, as it says in Corinthians 14, and Chapter 2, if you know what I'm talking about, is..."
K: (tunes out, wondering what to do with this call and worrying that if crazy guy gets pissed off, he'll come down to the office)
WG: "...so God bless you. I believe anyone who listens to my story is right with God, and that's all I want to say."
K: "OK, thank you."
WG: (click)

When the clerk returned from his lunch break, he said his voicemail was half full of similar messages from the same guy...he was unintelligible, saying something about the ghetto, and war, and who knows what else.

Yep, never a dull day.